Le Fil d'Ariani

Le jour décroît,
La nuit augmente,
Le gouffre a toujours soif,
La clepsydre se vide.

“Why are we talking to each other in English?”

—   Two non English speakers who share the same first language while chatting on the net, probably (via ignitiondorks)

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[thegamercat] (featuring Pusheen)







nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location

"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"

"why is all this ammo here"

"where did all the enemies go"

"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it." 

"The music stopped suddenly."

"No, there it is."

"….That’s an awful lot of bass."

Why are all my party members still in the previous room ?

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Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent-Winged Snitches concert.” 

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nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius



nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

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what if the voice in your head is actually the voice of the demon that possesses you

Well mine needs to fucking stop singing at three in the morning


It’s at this exact moment, when Lucifer shouted “Good morning Vietnam”, that i began to understand what Sam had to cope with. It made me shiver with horror and want to hug him.

Then, of course, I realized he’s a fictional character and even if I could actually put my hand on Jared Padalecki, he’s too big for me to hug.

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I thought I’d do some kind of real presentation, for those who follow me without knowing me.

Hello, people of tumblr. I’m so glad to meet you.

I’m Tiffany, 27, from Brussels, Belgium. I love Vienetta icecream and my favourite drink is grape-flavoured Schweppes. I’m a coffe person, and a smoker.

I have a beautiful, wonderful, dearly beloved companion. he’s my first and only, and we’ve been together since 2003.

We have the most delightful baby daughter. She shares her name with her father’s and my favorite Doctor Who Companion. .

I also have a three-legged, pink-nosed, black and white cat named Sirius. He’s the stupidest and most pathetic creature to walk this earth but I still love him.

I’m a fanfiction reader, betareader and writer. I signed up Fanfiction.net in 2007. My fandoms are Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, Saint Seiya, Harry Potter and some others.I have way too much ideas and not enough time to write them down.

My OTP is AkuRoku. I will go down with this ship. My favourite character is Axel, but I like a lot of other KH characters, including Naminé, Zexion, Demyx, Riku and Sora. If I had to chose a fictional character to live with, it would be Renji Abarai, because he’s tatooed and red-haired, and because he’s a loyal, grown-up, funny, moral and honest person.

I love music, my favourite bands are Depeche Mode, My Chemical Romance, Tokio Hotel and The Rasmus.

I’m not an exceptional cook but I’m pretty good at bakery, and my last chocolate cake actually impressed my older brother, and he’s a professional cook. I’m proud.

I have a Jack Skellington tattoo on the right hip, and I would love to get some others: a Snitch and those words: “I will go down with this ship.”
I love being a mother. Deep inside I’ve always felt more like a boy. I support gay rights.

“i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it”

—   a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)

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“Comment rendre service aux garçons qui nous plaisent?
C’est leur rendre service de vouloir qu’ils se taisent
Le temps de faire la liste des choses à ne pas faire
Car depuis la nuit des temps, on sait ce qui tue l’amour”

—   Ce qui tue l’amour, Alizée


How to Pet Animals by Adam Ellis

Previously: Animated Animal Facts

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